Sounds Like Crap to Me

As usual, Ella was pooping her diaper tonight. She stopped moving, became silent, and got "all teared up." Helping Ella prepare for potty training, Shell asked "Are you pooping, Ella?"

"Yes."

Then Max jumps in, "Really? It doesn't sound like pooping."

"Hmmm...what does pooping sound like, Max?" (Only dads ask these questions.)

"Drop. Drop. Drop. Drop."

Well, at least we know he's potty trained!